chemiro:

Describe your favorite game and make it sound as shitty as possible:

So in a nutshell this game is a rip off of that weird ass 90’s show Twin Peaks. This prom queen in WA is killed and strung up on a tree like she’s Jesus or something and found by some tree hugger and his children of the corn grandsons. The FBI sends this insane- I mean “special” agent to investigate who talks to an imaginary friend constantly and believes he receives messages in his coffee. He’s so “special” the FBI showers him with money for completing day to day tasks like shaving…and not wearing a dirty ass suit. Also there’s wannabe Dark Knight Joker limbo champ zombies roaming the streets and movie commentary.

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So you go on vacation and get into a car accident trying to avoid some drunk chick in the road. Your dumb child goes and get’s herself lost and  forces you to chase her butt all over a deserted snowy town. Monsters are constantly on your ass and you are constantly in danger of getting a staph infection. Did I mention you have the coordination of a drunk? You’ll be running into walls like no tomorrow. Also, demons.

So you’re in the army. Yay. Here’s the cast:

• Soap McTavish- the main character of COD 4. He is the strong but silent type. He is also the only one in the game that ever does anything, at the order of the Cap’n. He is the only character in the game who can decide how hard the terrorists are going to be. He may or may not be British, but really, no one cares.

• Sgt. Paul Jackson- the other main character of COD 4. Again, another silent one, but he is not nearly as short, which is a bonus. He seems to have a neurotic fear of blowing up or kicking through doors. It never works for him. He happens to be on the site of a Nuclear explosion but manages to survive for 22.3 seconds before dying from it.

• Captain Price- a guy with a British Accent who runs the entire show. He constantly puts Soap in the line of fire by telling him to blow up all the tanks, helicopters, and to snipe people from 250 yards away while he just sits back and pretends to fire at bad guys, even though it doesn’t do anything whatsoever.

• Gaz- Also known as “Target Practice”, this guy saves the plot-critical Soap by telling him how to shoot a gun in a straight line by aiming. Like Captain Price, he is a member of the “I Pretend To Shoot At People Even Though It Doesn’t Do Anything” club.

Plot: Shoot things, shoot more things, do missions by shooting things, shit blows up, more shooting  (taken from Uncyclopedia)

rinzijade:

#only good thing that happened to him was him being practically worshipped on Valentine’s Day of his senior year

^but it wasn’t even by his boyfriend

sicjp0:  Borderlands 2 Ultimate Loot Chest Edition (pre-order only)

• Replica Borderlands Loot Chest
• Creatures of Pandora Wide Format ID Chart
• Field Notes from Sir Hammerlock
• Numbered Certificate of Authenticity
• Four Lithograph Postcards
• Vending Machine Bobblehead Box
• Four Sticker Set
• Exclusive Steelbook Case
• Game Disc
• Comic Book Download
• Authentic Mercus Bobblehead
• Inside the Vault Hardbound Book
• Cloth Map of Pandora

Oh.  Well, I’m going to go upgrade my pre-order real quick.

My husband and I pre-ordered this. Cost $149 and worth it.

gyzym:

So, in the wake of reading this terrifying shit, Postcard and I started chatting, as you do, about the zombie apocalypse. Here are some things Postcard and I enjoy: zombie media, common sense, and YELLING ABOUT STUFF. Thus, for your reading pleasure, please enjoy our simple…

azorahai:

I just have to laugh about people who make ‘Zombie Apocalypse’ survival guides. Because:

• They only work if the zombie apocalypse is exactly like how they describe
• you don’t know if it’s going to be a virus
• you don’t know EXACTLY how to kill the zombies
• you don’t know if there…

God, way to be a killjoy. How about the fact that zombies don’t exist if you’re gonna get all technical, yeesh.

danshura:

when people you hate get into things you like

kurtslovechild:

tavington:

EVEN MORE STOLEN IMAGES, PLEASE RE-BLOG

Please look at these images. This “stall” belongs to a Dealer who exhibited at London Expo this weekend.

Images look familiar? They should. They’re all STOLEN.

This guy claims to be the “genius” behind these works of art. Truth is, the majority, if not ALL of them, have been swiped from deviantART, printed on canvas and sold WITHOUT PERMISSION.

This guy is a fraud, a plagiarist, a thief and liar. Why is he even allowed to exhibit at London Expo.

We all need to gather proof that this guy isn’t all he claims to be. If you recognise ANY of these images. PLEASE SHARE OR COMMENT BELOW. A lot of these works are by American artists. We need to inform them and put a stop to this.

Please, please share and let a team of us put this right. We need to gather a lot of solid evidence to get this guy thrown out.

He didn’t have any business cards (no surprises there) but he’s exhibited and sold at London Expo many, many times.

I intend to write a deviantART journal about this and spread the word myself. It would help greatly if you could share your photos here too and we can pool all our evidence in one place and compare photos.

BY THE WAY, THE GUY IN THE FOURTH PHOTO IS THE MAIN STALL-HOLDER, I BELIEVE, HE WAS PUTTING ALL THE CANVASES OUT ON DISPLAY.

Thank you all for reading.

We need to stop this shit oh my god

colferisms:

No but can we talk about how Kurt actually lifts his pinkie and Finn runs his finger along it before they actually clasp?  (or Chris and Cory, if you prefer, because I’m quite sure that’s not scripted). 

Can we talk about this???? (slo-mo for better effect)

rubylis:

alphonse-hummel:

Kurt Hummel in ribbondage

And there’s no fic to go with this yet WHY?